Monday, February 16, 2009

Null Set Article Gets Printed

At last, articles from this site have made it to be read by more than just the 3 people who aren't our mums. The Daily Bull was the first respected and recognized news service to print an article from here. It may, or may not, have taken heavy bribes and coercing, but at least one article has been printed and hopefully it shall bring in more readers. Then our plans to conquer the world shall be one step closer to completion. *bows* That is all.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Nullset Staffers Nearly Die of Toxic Poultry Intake

Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009
LUDINGTON, MI

On Tuesday, Nullset staffers Big Bearded Word Machine and The Mad Piano Man went to lunch at the Ludington McDonald's franchise, there to attempt to eat the fifty Chicken McNugget value meal (split between them).

It wasn't a very good idea. We're still not sure if we're alive, dead, or floating in some vaguely chicken-y limbo state. Ugh.

We did it once, successfully, and that means we never have to do it again.