NULLSET MK. II WRITER CHASTISED FOR BEING "NO FUN"

Sunday, Jan. 4, 2009
LUDINGTON, MI

- During an impromptu get-together held by several key Nullset personnel for the express purpose of assuaging Mike Malburg's extreme love for rhythm/music-based videogaming until such time as he can return home and begin playing it by himself, Nullset Staff Writer Jordan Racey was chastised by party attendee Jessica Hunter as "no fun" and "being a total lazy bum."

The accusation came at about 12:30 AM today, as Racey, who was tired enough to have actually developed temporary visual impairment due to a combination of caffeine, travel fatigue, sleep loss, physical exertion in the form of snowshoeing, and the guitar part to the Allman Brothers song "Ramblin' Man" on Hard-level difficulty, was met with incoherence and confusion. A short transcript follows:

Hunter: Come on! It's Settlers of Catan! Settlers of Catan! You can sleep later! Like in church! Or after! I came to play this game, not Guitar Hero!

Racey: Huh? I can't comment on that, President Nixon. If I don't do something soon, evil fireflies are going to steal all the steel-plated bananas in Fort Knox. I can't let that happen, sir. It's time for me to leave, and show those evil spuds what's what.

Hunter: Gah! You said there would be little brightly colored wooden pieces and economic domination. And, and crushing my enemies! And now you're wussing out?

Racey: My thinking bone tastes purple. *slumps to floor, mewing like a kitten*

Hunter *disgusted*: I'm going to remember this, Jordan. No one fails me more than once.

It is unknown as of press time whether or not Racey has gotten any sleep yet. More on this story as it develops.

- Nullset News Wire Services